Hello Australia!! - From Sydney & Melbourne to Seattle, the long way!  Millions march for Women's Rights all around the world - The massive crowd in Washington easily outshone Trump's inauguration - Trump and his spokesman embarrass themselves in starkly Freudian terms - The law has a long memory when it comes to jewel heists - And more in your CareerSpot Global News Briefs:

In cities and on every continent, women and their male supporters turned out in unexpectedly YUUUUUGE numbers to protest he inauguration of Donald Trump as the 45th (and worst) US president.  Sydney and Melbourne, Auckland, Tokyo and Bangkok and Kolkata; London, Paris, Berlin, ALL of the major centers of Europe, Accra, Ghana and Cape Town, South Africa - everywhere.  Even Antarctica.  In the US, the anti-Trump march visibly dwarfed Trump's own inauguration a day earlier during which the orange clown waved at empty bleachers.  Even the brother of Trump's son-in-law and advisor Jared Kushner took part.  In Chicago, officials planned on 75,000 women but as many as 250,000 showed up and turned it into a rally in the lakefront Grant Park, where Barack Obama gave his election night victory speech in 2008.  This was repeated in cities all across the US.

Late Saturday afternoon, diminutive White House spokehobbit Sean Spicer and his chins threw a HILARIOUS TANTRUM in the White House briefing room.  Spicer falsely claimed that Trump had the "the largest audience to ever witness an inauguration - period".  Of course, there are numerous photographs and videos of empty spaces at Friday morning's oath ceremony and the afternoon parade.  There are also ample photographic and video evidence showing that Barack Obama drew much larger crowds in 2009 and 2013.  But the orange clown's ego can't handle that, and instead of discussing policy or political direction the first White House press briefing was spent whinging about "crowd size".  If you know what I mean.

Earlier, Trump went to visit the CIA headquarters in Langley, Virginia and said two things that weren't true.  First: Locked into the Freudian "mine is bigger" contest, he claimed that a million people came to Washington to witness his inauguration.  Trump committed this self-centered disgrace while standing before the wall memorializing 117 CIA agents who were killed in the line of duty, some of whom were undercover and their sacrifice will never be known otherwise.  Agents found his conduct disrespectful.  Second:  Trump claimed that he was not at war with the US intelligence community, and claimed it was an invention of the media.  In truth, there exists months of evidence from his own Twitter account and his own statements showing him pursuing this feud. 

The Gambia's Yahya Jammeh has left the country.  The long-time strongman ruler who lost last month's presidential election and his family headed into exile in Guinea, although that may not be his final destination.  Although Jammeh lost to new President Adama Barrow, he still had his fans who turned out at the airport to tearfully wave goodbye - despite 22 years of alleged despotic rule and abuses of power.

Budapest is in mourning, after a bus of Hungarian students returning home from a ski trip in France crashed and burned.  Sixteen people were killed and more than two dozen are recovering from various injuries from the crash near Verona, Italy, where even the stolid police commander shed tears at the scene.  "The fire was so huge it took up practically half of the three-lane highway," said witness Lanfranco Fossa, who offered his mobile phone to survivors so they could call home.

Four more people were rescued from the rubble of the Hotel Rigopiano in Italy's eastern Abruzzo region.  An avalanche of ice and rock crushed the landmark wilderness retreat last week following a series of earthquakes.  Fifteen people are still missing.

Dutch police say seven people have been arrested in one of the world's largest jewelry heists.  In 2005, an armed gang stole AU$100 Million worth of gems from Amsterdam's Schiphol airport before they could be flown to the continent's diamond center in Antwerp.  Police have only recovered a portion of the missing loot.

Ecuador police arrested a man suspected of a brazen robbery of a bucket of gold dust in New York City late last year.  The armored car driver didn't notice when the suspect grabbed the bucket worth more than AU$2 Million and took off.  Police say that suspect is 53-year old Julio Nivelo; but Mr. Nivelo's lawyer says the guy wasn't even in the US at the time.  The gold is still missing.