A Canadian couple is facing domestic violence charges after allegedly fighting over the last beer and assaulting each other with chips and dip. 

Cops in Lyndsey in Eastern Ontario were called to the scene at 1:00 AM to find the 39-year-old man and a 41-year-old woman covered in dip and the chips still flying.  The couple might want to seek counseling as police have already been to that house 15 times before.

They’ll have until the end of the month to scrape off the onions and get ready for their court date.