It’s been another banner day for the shame of Toronto, Canada.  Confronted with new allegations of drug abuse and troubling, psychotic behavior, he went on a foul-mouthed triage about performing oral sex on an aide and his wife, who must be just thrilled to be “Mrs. Rob Ford”.  Warning, the following video link should not be viewed by minors and more sensitive readers.  But for everyone else, it’s hilarious!

As he waddled through the throng of reporters outside his office, the man without a trace of self-control threatened lawsuits against the former aides, bartenders, and wait staff who spoke to police about his excesses.  He denied drug use, denied keeping company with a prostitute, and then.. he denied making a lewd comment to a woman in a manner that made everything worse.

Did you click on it?  Did you hear it?  Can you believe that?  Did you see the reactions of reporters to the clown show?  Frankly, at this guy’s girth it’s probably the only thing he didn’t eat.  But then he included his own wife in the reference.

So inevitably, Rob Ford, the living mash-up of South Park’s Eric Cartman with every character Chris Farley ever played (before that poor guy left us), had recalled reporters to city hall for his now-daily apology news conference.

So after admitting to smoking crack and lying about, binge drinking, after being accused of abusing staff members and cab drivers and bartenders and wait staff, after making racist and sexist remarks.. what does Rob Ford do to close out the day?

He gets a TV show, of course.  Canada's Sun News Network announced that Ford and his brother Doug will begin hosting their own TV show on Monday.  The show, “Ford Nation,” picks up where the two brothers left off on a talk radio show that ended its run last week.

Says brother Doug:  “You just never know what he is going to say.”

Mrs. Rob Ford sure didn’t.